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Once a Catholic

Full-Length Play, Comedy  /  10w, 4m

Mary O'Malley

Winner! 1978-1979 Susan Smith Blackburn Prize in Playwriting

"Sharp and evocative...refreshing play that will be a source of much merriment among the devout and lapsed." - Plays and Players

  • Cast Size
    Cast Size
    10w, 4m
  • Audience
    Target Audience
    Adult, Senior, Teen (Age 14-18)
Accolades
Accolades
  • Winner! 1978-1979 Susan Smith Blackburn Prize in Playwriting

Details

Summary

This extremely funny comedy based on the author's school days in a London convent does not necessarily finish the title phrase with "always a Catholic." Rather, this play, a celebrated prize-winner and a critical success, is about the resilience of children to survive in spite of, not because of, their upbringing and indoctrination.

All the girls in Class 5A are called Mary (apart from one Maria). One, an innocent who has not yet learned the gentle art of deception, finds herself the perpetual scapegoat. The author concentrates principally on the amusing ways the girls deal with the dogma constantly pumped into them. Hilarious moments have a more serious underlying theme: how true does much of this remain today?

History

Once a Catholic premiered on Broadway at the Helen Hayes Theatre in October 1979 under the direction of Mike Ockrent.

MOTHER PETER - a tall, stout, middle aged Irish teaching nun.
MOTHER BASIL - a short, fat, elderly Irish teaching nun.
MOTHER THOMAS AQUINAS - a tall, thin, fairly young and very refined Irish nun. Headmistress of the Convent of Our Lady of Fatima.
MARY MOONEY - a 5th former. She is plain and dowdy and has ginger hair, freckles and a good soprano singing voice. 
MARY MCGINTY - a well developed, pretty, blonde 5th former.
MARY GALLAGHER - a sensible, attractive, dark haired 5th former.
FATKER MULLARKEY - an Irish Priest. 
MR. EMANUELLI - a very old Music Master with a foreign accent. He has long, white hair, a bandage on one leg, a slipper on one foot, two walking sticks and a baritone voice. 
DEREK - a tall, thin Teddy Boy in his late teens. 
CUTHBERT - a Catholic 6th former with a fairly bad case of acne. 

PUPILS OF FORM 5A 

MARY O'GRADY
MARY HENNESSY
MARY MURPHY
MARY FLANAGAN

  • Time Period 1950s
  • Setting Harlesden, London, 1956-57
  • Features Period Costumes
  • Cautions
    • Mild Adult Themes

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"Sharp and evocative...refreshing play that will be a source of much merriment among the devout and lapsed." - Plays and Players

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Author

Mary O'Malley

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